Big Mouths: You Look Weird With Red Lips

I have big lips. Usually an asset, but I look ridiculously clownish with bright lipsticks on. And hey! So does Angelina. There's a lot of differences between these 2 photos other than the lips, but she has too much lip space to deal with the bright red clown mouth. 

I like daring makeup, but big eyes and a neutral lip for those blessed with pillowy pouts is a good idea! I know a girl who insists on sticking tomato reds on her giant mouth. Hm. She shall remain nameless, but I hope she reads this and get a C.L.U.E.